May 2013
SCORRRRRRRREEEE RANGERS STILL ALIVE!
lightningskullz:
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
jacksgaq:
are we not gonna talk about how ridiculously attractive Louise’s friend Mark is?
I mean????
“When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.”
– (via thosewhowork)
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chrispiine:
behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass
loveanddrevenge:
loving-lizzy-lee:
pooperscoopin:
cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
This was too funny to pass up
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
heyitspj:
Helpful Reminders
You are allowed to be angry at people
Wanting to feel loved is not selfish
If someone makes you unhappy you have every right to stop interacting with them
You should never blame yourself for feeling negative emotions
You are allowed to cry
Karma is real
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
fierrrrrrce:
Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.
“Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months....”
– Tom Waits (via barbieandken)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
yelyahwilliams:
jonathandiener:
Spend less time trying to fit in and more time embracing what makes you different. You can always be a better version of yourself, but you need to start by being OK with who you are now.
I subscribe to this
